Thursday, June 21, 2007

I'm back...

And who cares right? Nyahahahaha! It's been awhile since I wrote something down here (or anywhere for that matter. oh wait, do leaving comments count?). Well, I'm not entirely back. I just hanging out at a public library, not to read books but to get some "Net" time. It's free anyways and it sure beats connect to some dumb ass american's unprotect wifi (I only get 11 mbps from the guy). I'd be 80% - 100% back when I get my own Internet connection at home.

So what's new? Nothing much. Just that I'm in a (not so) new location, where the girl you plan to hit on turns out be only 15 years old (damn they're so big, the height I mean), everything has taxes and to get around you need to choose one (or more)of the following
1. Driver your own (or borrowed) car
2. Have someone to driver you (family driver)
3. Take the bus
4. Run
5. Jog
6. Walk
7. Walk
8. Walk
9. Did I mention walk?

Care to guess? Oops... time's up. Thanks for playing...



















Just kidding!

I am now in the land of the free and home of the brave... take me out to the ball game... take me out with the crowd... oops... wrong song.

I am now in the land of the dream... the impossible dream... (I'd rather not sing it, thank you)

I am now in the land where you can find almost every culture, every race, every skin color.

I am now in the land where some white people think they're black, some black people think they're Asian and some Asian think they're both.

Still can't guess? Where else but America. The land of opportunity... and all that jazz.

In the next couple of days (or week, maybe months) I'll be sharing with you some of my (mis)adventures here. But don't hold your breath and don't quit your day jobs, okay.

So until next time. I'm getting the heck out before I freeze my ass off. It's sure is cold in here. And yet the girl on the other table is wearing mini shorts. Talk about think skin...Brrrrrr....