saw my life flash before my eyes

i was driving home when a car on the other side of the road started to skid and collide with two cars in front of me. i was that close but when i tried to hit my brakes, the car kept on going because of the snow and ice on the road. i had to turn the wheel all the way to the right. with car still sliding i thought i was gonna hit the cars in front of me. since i was pulling to the right, i ended up spinning and stopped on the side walk. good thing there was on people or posts or anything. no one was seriously hurt. in the other cars. i was able move my car to the right side and sorta help the other people. im still a bit shaken by it though.

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

The phone call i thought i'd never get. ever.

phone rings at 9:30 in the morning. Unknown number.
i was hesitant to pick up but curious as to who was calling.
i answered:

Me: Hello?
Caller: Good morning, this is Robert Miller, P.I.
Me: P.I.? As in Private Investigator? Are you kidding me?
*checked the number again. it had a different area code*
Caller: Yes, sir. and no, this isn't a prank call. Is this *says thespitsmaster's real name*
Me: Unfortunately, yes. what is this about?
Caller: Hello there, how are you today?
Me: Let's cut the bullshit, please. You didn't call for small talk. What is this about?
Caller: I'm calling in behalf of your father. I was hired to look for you.
Me: I'm sorry, but did you say "my father"?!
Caller: Yes, Mr. *insert father's name here*
Me: you're shitting me, right?
Caller: No sir. Your father is...
Me: *hangs up*

I wished that the next sentence was "Darth Vader". That would make the conversation much more interesting and much more awesome. But sadly, it wasn't.

Someone pinch, slap or kick me. Please tell me this is a fucking dream. It feels more like a nightmare. Much, much more.